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May 22 2017

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Genetic Testing Results
That's very exciting! The bad news is that it's a risk factor for a lot of things.

May 19 2017

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Doctor Visit
According to these blood tests, you're like 30% cereal.

May 17 2017

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Machine Learning
The pile gets soaked with data and starts to get mushy over time, so it's technically recurrent.
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May 15 2017

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Rental Car
Technically, both cars are haunted, but the murder ghosts can't stand listening to the broken GPS for more than a few minutes.

May 12 2017

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Okeanos
WHEN I WAS ON A BOAT I DROPPED MY PHONE CAN U LOOK FOR IT

May 10 2017

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Random Obsessions
I take the view that "open-faced sandwiches" are not sandwiches, but all other physical objects are.

May 08 2017

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Lunch Order
GO FOR LUNCH, REPEAT, GO FOR LUNCH.

May 05 2017

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Code Quality 3
It's like a half-solved cryptogram where the solution is a piece of FORTH code written by someone who doesn't know FORTH.

May 03 2017

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Photo Library Management
A good lifehack is to use messy and unstable systems to organize your photos. That way, every five years or so it becomes obsolete and/or collapses, and you have to open it up and pick only your favorite pictures to salvage.

May 01 2017

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Here to Help
"We TOLD you it was hard." "Yeah, but now that I'VE tried, we KNOW it's hard."

April 28 2017

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ISS Solar Transit 2
Most people don't realize it, but they actually launch a new space station every few weeks because this keeps happening.
Reposted bystraycat straycat

April 26 2017

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Geochronology
'The mountains near here formed when the ... Newfoundland ... microplate collided with, uhh ... Labrador.' 'Ok, now you're definitely just naming dogs.' 'Wait, no, that's actually almost correct.'

April 24 2017

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ISS Solar Transit
I guess it's also the right setting for pictures of the Moon at night.

April 21 2017

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Survivorship Bias
They say you can't argue with results, but what kind of defeatest attitude is that? If you stick with it, you can argue with ANYTHING.

April 19 2017

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Birdwatching
No, tell the park rangers to calm down, it's fine--I put a screen on the front. I just want to get the birds a little closer.

April 17 2017

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7 Eleven
Really, the only honest 24-hour stores are the ones in places like Arizona and Hawaii, and many of them are still wrong in certain years.

April 14 2017

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Identification Chart
Be careful—it's breeding season, and some of these can be *extremely* defensive of their nests.

April 12 2017

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Hottest Editors
Elon Musk finally blocked me from the internal Tesla repository because I wouldn't stop sending pull requests for my code supporting steering via vim keybindings.

April 10 2017

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Existential Bug Reports
ISSUE: If we wait long enough, the Earth will eventually be consumed by the Sun. WORKAROUND: None.

April 07 2017

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Incinerator
My trash can broke recently and I had to get rid of it. When I picked it up, I suffered a brief but harrowing existential crisis.
Reposted bystraycat straycat
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