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July 10 2015

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XKCD Phone 3
If you're not completely satisfied with the phone after 30 days, we will return you to your home at no cost.

July 08 2015

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90s Kid
We remember Rugrats, and think of them every time our kids look at us through their baby gates.

July 06 2015

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Solar System Questions
My country's World Cup win was exciting and all, but c'mon, what if the players wore nylon wings and COULD LITERALLY FLY?

July 03 2015

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Tamagotchi Hive
The Singularity happened, but not to us.

July 01 2015

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Strengths and Weaknesses
Do you need me to do a quicksort on the whiteboard or produce a generation of offspring or something? It might take me a bit, but I can do it.

June 10 2015

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The Martian
I have never seen a work of fiction so perfectly capture the out-of-nowhere shock of discovering that you've just bricked something important because you didn't pay enough attention to a loose wire.

June 08 2015

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Words for Pets
Seventh year: Perfectly coherent words, but in the pet's language, not mine.

June 05 2015

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Beer
Mmmm, this is such a positive experience! I feel no social pressure to enjoy it at all!

June 03 2015

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Antique Factory
WARNING: This item was aged by the same inexorable passage of time that also processes nuts.

June 01 2015

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New Horizons
Last-minute course change: Let's see if we can hit Steve's house.

May 29 2015

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The BDLPSWDKS Effect
This well-known effect has of course been replicated in countless experiments.

May 27 2015

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Keyboard Mash
WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.

May 25 2015

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Bracket
I'm staring at the "doctor" section, and I can't help but feel like I've forgotten someone.

May 22 2015

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Vodka
Or whatever's handy! I'm pretty much pure alcohol and water, so it doesn't really matter!

May 20 2015

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Humans
At this point, if we're going to keep insisting on portraying dinosaurs as featherless because it's "cooler", it's time to apply that same logic to art involving bald eagles.

May 18 2015

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Placebo Blocker
They work even better if you take them with our experimental placebo booster, which I keep in the same bottle.

May 15 2015

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Emojic 8 Ball

May 13 2015

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Dimensions
I would say time is definitely one of my top three favorite dimensions.

May 11 2015

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Microdrones
Oh, weird, Amazon is out of butterfly nets.
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