Tumblelog by Soup.io
Newer posts are loading.
You are at the newest post.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.

June 14 2017

04:00
9816 51ab 420
Air Force Museum
I had fun visiting the museum at Dover Air Force Base, unless they don't have a museum, in which case I've never been to Delaware in my life.

June 12 2017

04:00
8559 2a09 420
Decades
In the 90s, our variety radio station used the tagline "the best music of the 70s, 80s, and 90s." After 2000, they switched to "the best music of the 80s, 90s, and today." I figured they'd change again in 2010, but it's 2017 and they're still saying "80s, 90s, and today." I hope radio survives long enough for us to find out how they deal with the 2020s.

June 09 2017

04:00
9434 3f7b 420
Glacial Erratic
"This will take a while, which sucks, because I'm already so busy chiseling out igneous intrusions from rock formations and watching Youtube loops of the Superman fault-sealing scene over and over."

June 07 2017

04:00
2882 f01e
Dubious Study
Sounds fine. I looked up the Academy, and it says on their MySpace page that their journal is peer-viewed and downloaded biannually.

June 05 2017

04:00
7313 bc95 420
Drone Problems
On the other hand, as far as they know, my system is working perfectly.

June 02 2017

04:00
7509 b96a 420
State Word Map
The top search for every state is PORN, except Florida, where it's SEX PORN.
Reposted byanabeezombiekrasko

May 31 2017

04:00
7763 56da
Voting Systems
Kenneth Arrow hated me because the ordering of my preferences changes based on which voting systems have what level of support. But it tells me a lot about the people I'm going to be voting with!

May 29 2017

04:00
2244 bd34 420
Opening Crawl
Using a classic Timothy Zahn EU/Legends novel is bad enough, but at least the style and setting aren't too far off. If you really want to mess with people, try using Splinter of the Mind's Eye.

May 26 2017

04:00
9228 fb8a 420
Anti-Drone Eagles
It's cool, it's totally ethical--they're all programmed to hunt whichever bird of prey is most numerous at the moment, so they leave the endangered ones alone until near the end.

May 24 2017

04:00
0903 c470
Who?
Gonna feel even dumber when I realize that all this time he's been talking into a bluetooth thingy and we're not actually friends.

May 22 2017

04:00
1061 f12d
Genetic Testing Results
That's very exciting! The bad news is that it's a risk factor for a lot of things.

May 19 2017

04:00
4201 58a1 420
Doctor Visit
According to these blood tests, you're like 30% cereal.

May 17 2017

04:00
2617 c31d
Machine Learning
The pile gets soaked with data and starts to get mushy over time, so it's technically recurrent.
Reposted byderschlaefercarlandlouise

May 15 2017

04:00
3923 f499 420
Rental Car
Technically, both cars are haunted, but the murder ghosts can't stand listening to the broken GPS for more than a few minutes.

May 12 2017

04:00
4302 ca61 420
Okeanos
WHEN I WAS ON A BOAT I DROPPED MY PHONE CAN U LOOK FOR IT

May 10 2017

04:00
0723 ec7e 420
Random Obsessions
I take the view that "open-faced sandwiches" are not sandwiches, but all other physical objects are.

May 08 2017

04:00
8704 684d
Lunch Order
GO FOR LUNCH, REPEAT, GO FOR LUNCH.

May 05 2017

04:00
4135 38ef 420
Code Quality 3
It's like a half-solved cryptogram where the solution is a piece of FORTH code written by someone who doesn't know FORTH.

May 03 2017

04:00
9837 4843 420
Photo Library Management
A good lifehack is to use messy and unstable systems to organize your photos. That way, every five years or so it becomes obsolete and/or collapses, and you have to open it up and pick only your favorite pictures to salvage.

May 01 2017

04:00
7247 2875 420
Here to Help
"We TOLD you it was hard." "Yeah, but now that I'VE tried, we KNOW it's hard."
Older posts are this way If this message doesn't go away, click anywhere on the page to continue loading posts.
Could not load more posts
Maybe Soup is currently being updated? I'll try again automatically in a few seconds...
Just a second, loading more posts...
You've reached the end.

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl