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March 24 2017

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Flag
There's a compromise bill to keep the notification bar but at least charge the battery.

March 22 2017

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Color Pattern
♫ When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré ♫
Reposted bystraycatsaudeppsofiasp125nicapicellabrightbytebollabollaMissDeWorde

March 20 2017

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Vomiting Emoji
My favorite might be U+1F609 U+1F93F WINKING FACE VOMITING.

March 17 2017

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Onboarding
'So we just have a steady flow of metal piling up in our server room? Isn't that a problem?' 'Yeah, you should bring that up at our next bismuth meeting.'

March 15 2017

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Best-Tasting Colors
I recognize that chocolate is its own thing on which reasonable people may differ. Everything else here is objective fact.

March 13 2017

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Chat Systems
I'm one of the few Instagram users who connects solely through the Unix 'talk' gateway.

March 10 2017

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xkcd Phone 5
The phone will be collected by the toll operators and mailed back to you within 4-6 weeks.

March 08 2017

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Hacking
The dump also contains a list of millions of prime factors, a 0-day Tamagotchi exploit, and a technique for getting gcc and bash to execute arbitrary code.

March 06 2017

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Listening
Sure, you could just ask, but this also takes care of the host gift thing.

March 03 2017

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Borrow Your Laptop
If used with software that could keep up, a scroll wheel mapped to send a stream of 'undo' and 'redo' events could be kind of cool.
Reposted byderschlaefer derschlaefer

March 01 2017

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Unpublished Discoveries
If you must know, I'm currently researching how to save this emailed tax form as a regular PDF so I can print and sign it. Our work isn't a lock for the Nobel, but we're in the running.

February 27 2017

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Video Content
"So, like, sexy news videos?" "No, people have tried that--it's still just video content. We need to actually inform people THROUGH making out. I would call it 'Mouth Content,' but I think that's already the title of a Neil Cicierega album."

February 24 2017

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Location Reviews
Google and Yelp keep deleting my scathing reviews of the Mariana Trench, the Chernobyl reactor core, the jet stream, and the equator.

February 22 2017

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Phone
[*disables social networking accounts*] [*social isolation increases*] Wait, why does this ALSO feel bad?

February 20 2017

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Decision Paralysis
Good point--making no decision is itself a decision. So that's a THIRD option I have to research!

February 17 2017

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Chess Notation
I've decided to score all my conversations using chess win-loss notation. (??)

July 10 2015

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XKCD Phone 3
If you're not completely satisfied with the phone after 30 days, we will return you to your home at no cost.

July 08 2015

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90s Kid
We remember Rugrats, and think of them every time our kids look at us through their baby gates.

July 06 2015

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Solar System Questions
My country's World Cup win was exciting and all, but c'mon, what if the players wore nylon wings and COULD LITERALLY FLY?

July 03 2015

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Tamagotchi Hive
The Singularity happened, but not to us.
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