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January 27 2012

05:00
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Sigh
If you're annoying enough, you can get them to respond with an involuntary second sigh and get a rhythm going.

January 25 2012

05:00
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Suckville
Suckville is considered by the Census Bureau to be part of the Detroit metropolitan statistical area, despite not being located anywhere near Detroit.

January 23 2012

05:00
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Sustainable
Though 100 years is longer than a lot of our resources.

January 22 2012

12:00

January 20 2012

05:00
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Sloppier Than Fiction
Roger Ebert once called you directionless and unwatchable.

January 18 2012

05:00
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SOPA
In protest of SOPA, I'm currently getting totally blacked out.

January 16 2012

05:00
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Batman
I'm really worried Christopher Nolan will kill a man dressed like a bat in his next movie. (The man will be dressed like a bat, I mean. Christopher Nolan won't be, probably.)

January 15 2012

12:00

January 13 2012

05:00
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Adam and Eve
Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!

January 11 2012

05:00
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Game AIs
The top computer champion at Seven Minutes in Heaven is a Honda-built Realdoll, but to date it has been unable to outperform the human Seven Minutes in Heaven champion, Ken Jennings.

January 09 2012

05:00
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AAAAAA
'ARE YOU TURNED ON YET?' 'I DON'T THINK SO--ARE YOU?' 'MAYBE A LITTLE!' 'OK, FIVE MORE MINUTES.'

January 08 2012

12:00

January 06 2012

05:00
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1000 Comics
Thank you for making me feel less alone.

January 04 2012

05:00
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Cougars
If you're lying in bed tonight and you see yellow eyes glinting in your window, are you being stalked by a puma, a mountain lion, a panther, a catamount, or a cougar? Trick question--in North America, they're all names for the same species, Puma concolor! Isn't learning fun? Anyway, sleep tight!

January 02 2012

05:00
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2012
To compensate for this, I plan to spend 2013 doing nothing but talking about Mayans. My relationships with my friends and family may not fare well.

January 01 2012

12:00

December 30 2011

05:00
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Wait Wait
You can't stab Karl Kasell. He sounds all slow and stentorian, but he moves like a snake.

December 28 2011

05:00
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Making Things Difficult
Favorite mastectomy breast prosthesis idea: a fake boob containing a spare rechargable battery, accessed via a nipple USB port. Complete with a ring of LED charge indicators in the areola!

December 26 2011

05:00
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Coinstar
Plus they take like 9%.

December 25 2011

12:00
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